plz talk dirty to me
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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