Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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