Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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