well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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