My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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