her vagine was all disorganized.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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