I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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