fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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