Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
