This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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