In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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