You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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