i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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