Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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