In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
