I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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