when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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