So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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