Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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