Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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