how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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