question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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