that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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