You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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