I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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