I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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