I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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