i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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