She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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