We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
