I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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