some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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