youre lurking in front of me
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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