I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
