Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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