Kiss
Puke
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
My bed smells like the plague
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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