on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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