I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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