So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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