I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Randomize
