i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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