I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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