Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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