he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
well you can't waste a boner
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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