I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
sex in a hospital.. check
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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