It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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