who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How does it feel to date your dad?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
