Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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