dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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