well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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