you would pick up someone in the library
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
