I just cut my nipple shaving
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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