69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
